Transbuddha: The Survey (The One That Works!)

by alphamonkey on August 3, 2006 · 12 comments

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As you know I’ve made the decision to take on ads so that Transbuddha can continue unfettered from such issues as say, angry hosting services, or a starvation crazed alphamonkey.  I’m very much excited to announce that from here on out we’ll be partnering with Federated Media in pursuit of a better all over ‘Buddha experience for you, my anonymous and beloved Internet pals.  To help make this process as smooth and beneficial as possible, I’d like to ask you for that rare favor of taking this short survey that’ll better let me know more about Transbuddha’s readership, and will make moving to the next step in our evolution much better for both you and me.  I mean c’mon, it’s not like I call you at 3 in the morning begging for bail money, now is it?  Nor have I ever borrowed your Criterion Spinal Tap DVD only to return it in four distinct, pizza smelling peices.  So please give a little love back to the ‘Buddha and help me help you.

Third time’s a charm, huh? 

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  • elkciN

    I finally got to take the survey! hooray! When do I get my free* laptop?

  • Biggsy

    i read the terms and conditions … was so smaller print i had to get my microscope… etched on a pixel where thease words:

    To qualify for this free laptop you must get 60 more people to submit thier names adreses and telephone numbers at the end of taking this survey, then decode the survey to reveal instructions on the bunny scrifice, all entrants must be 16 or over, excludes northern ireland, no purchace nesecery

  • mackthespoon

    I filled it out, but every answer was a lie.

    That’s OK, right?

  • .alphamonkey.

    If you want nothing but X10 spy camera ads, sure.

  • MonkeeDoo

    That part about annual income. . . “K” stands for “kilos of sweet Brazilian cocaine”, right?

  • musicgirl416

    Well, that’s how I looked at it.

  • elkciN

    It can mean something else?

  • PesterTheJester

    Done and Done.  Yeah I couldn’t find my new job anywhere in the list.  I mean I thought they’d have a choice for “Escape Artist” or “Human Tesla Coil” in there.  :(

  • Thundarr

    Yeah, I couldn’t find Master of Destiny or Internet God either.  Damn surveys.

  • Thundarr

    I gave my income in Canadian dollars (to make it seem more impressive).  That’s okay, right?

  • waldogoesnuts

    WOW!!!!!!!!! OMG canadian dollars……i just wet myself

  • Bear

    Seriously, d’you think that this is accurately taliored to the target demographic here?  I mean, food service industry wasn’t even an option.  All we’re gonna get are ads for Mercedes and top-o’-the-line electronic equipment.

    “How often do you travel by air for business?” Only when my boss puts his foot up my ass.

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