How Not To Rob a Liquor Store

by alphamonkey on November 30, 2006 · 11 comments

in Uncategorized

I’m going to break a semi-rule I have about posting people just being ridiculously stupid on tape because frankly, this video is unintentional genius.  The true and sad tale of what happens when your drunk ass fires enough neurons out of sequence to reach the conclusion that robbing a liquor store is actually a really good idea.  Like all good surveillance cam footage, it’s sans sound so I was forced to add what I thought an appropriate soundtrack.  Enjoy

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  • tragus

    A bit more, and it seems like he’d be gunning for the Darwin Awards.

  • andy

    the sound is a great addition, but i think loony toons would have been more appropriate, especially with the giant fall off the ladder.  god, how did he survive that night???

  • elkciN

    That is, by far, the best of the ‘store robbery: caught on tape’ of videos that I’ve ever seen. I especially love the fall onto the shelves after the escape attempt, and the laying down and giving up at the end. Nice soundtrack, I might add.

    One other thing, when did robbers decide that masks were too ‘cliche’? I’m telling you, when I finally decide to rob a store, I’ll be wearing black-face, under a ski mask, with contacts and gloves on.

  • eurolames

    That made my day and, in classic daytime tv talkshow fashion, made me feel better about my life.


  • AOMeNG

    I am sitting here about to give a speech and be interviewed for Academic decathalon. I was nervous and depressed. my day hadn’t been going well and I had managed to piss off the nicest teacher I know.

    Then I watched this.

    I swear, this is one of the best peices of comedy gold since……..I don’t even know.

    It had me in stiches.

    The look on the guy’s face………..

    The Absurdity of the situation……


    An 11 out of 10, fellas.

    An 11 out of 10.

  • Your Good Twin

    Yes, we all know that when you finally give in and post “Maximum Exposure” stuff, it’s going to be good.  This is no exception.  The things this blazingly drunk man does are just beyond hilarious.  He HAD to have shards of glass in his back.  The cherry is of course him giving up and sitting on a bucket smoking a cigarette waiting for the owners to show up.

  • .alphamonkey.

    Bucket?  That’s a keg, my friend.  I hope he at least tapped it.

    And thanks for the vote of confidence.

  • Busymm

    Man that last fall had to be killer. I mean all those bottle up the back/arse. OUCHERS. Then of course there is his stunning entry into the main area. Double OUCH.

  • Hefty

    what is the soundtrack??

  • hefty

    ACDC………. who am i??!

  • .alphamonkey.

    AC/DC – Jailbreak

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