How about some palette cleansing action courtesy of Journey and their mega-hit, ’Separate Ways‘.
I don’t know about you, but I consider this to be one of the absolute worst videos of all time. Not as bad as Panic! at the Disco*, but still pretty awful. Invisible instruments! Many, many closeups of Steve Perry! A location that looks like it was found during a producer’s late night trolling for dock trash! By this point in their career, Journey was one of the biggest bands in America. And this is the best they could come up with?
I know, I know. How I could leave you with but a wee taste of the album oriented rock awesomeness that is Journey? Well, take heart and steady your mind for the most beautarded fan fic site on the Internet: Perrytales, the everything Steve Perry fan fic site! Why would Steve Perry warrant a fanfic site? Try wrapping you mind around this trivia nugget: Steve Perry’s first solo album went double platinum, meaning that it sold over 2 million copies in the U.S. Now seriously, can anyone name another Steve Perry solo tune besides “Oh, Sherry” off the top of their head? I know I sure can’t, but apparently that’s enough to guarantee Internet immortality.
*I kid, I kid. Wait, no I don’t. They still suck. They are to Journey as the gunk under a hobo’s big toenail is to a tasty Philly Steak and Cheese.