Pat Robertson No Like Superman! Pat Robertson SMASH!

by alphamonkey on November 28, 2006 · 2 comments

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Back in May of this year, Evangelical leader Pat Robertson made a rather extraordinary claim: That he, with the help of his patented super shake, could leg press 2000lbs.  Now, we’re all used to some certifiably crazy bullshit coming out of Robertson’s mouth, but leg pressing 1 ton?  That blows the previous leg press record by 600 lbs, and that was done by a former Florida State quarterback and Navy Seal (who blew out the blood vessels in his leg in the process).  Thankfully, Pat’s the kind of guy who knows that crazy doesn’t make good copy unless it’s on tape, so here is Pat legging pressing 1000 lbs with the power of his insanity.  The 2000lb press just got some measly photographs.

But wait, aren’t leg presses for sissies?!  Yes, they are, and that’s not even taking into account that 99% of what comes out of Robertson’s mouth is certifiable Insano-Speech ™. 

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  • elkciN

    You will all be crushed between the thighs of righteousness!

  • MonkeeDoo

    In the above photo, Pat Robertson is producing copious ammounts of his “protien super shake”, much to the horror of the other parrishoners in attendance.

    Slightly to the right of the photo, Nina Hartley can be seen leg-pressing ten million pounds.

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