A brief note

by alphamonkey on January 18, 2007 · 5 comments

in Uncategorized

Hey folks.  If things get a little chaotic or sporadic in the next couple of weeks, it’s not because I don’t love you.  It’s because I’ve been overrun by a baby a’splosion.  Yesterday’s drought of content was due to some false labor fun at Casa del Monkey that had me frantically running around in circles and yelling random stuff about bags packed and whatnot. 

Rest assured, content will continue, thanks to some fine volunteer work from such great cats as Andy Cochrane of the AV Club, along with a few others who’ll be introducing themselves shortly. 

For those of you who are confused by this whole ‘baby’ thing, you might try starting with this helpful animation

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  • http://www.malignantsalvation.tk darthabyssos

    itll all pay off when your kid has to wipe your ass and pay for your nursing home bills.

  • http://www.myspace.com/dragonlews elkciN

    wait….

    You put your kids in a rapid-aging chamber? I know little children are expensive, but you can’t cheat them out of their childhood, I don’t care how many factories you need to fill.

    Unless you’re producing them to create the ultimate intergalactic Basketball team, taking control of the universe one broken ankle at a time.

    What has science done!?!?! You’ll never get away with this.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    I can’t believe people are still pumping out babies w/ the rapture coming up so soon.

    congrats in advance, incase i ghost out again.

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    Welcome back. I was wondering where you’d gone off to.

    And frankly, seeing as I’m so not getting picked in the rapture, more kids means a larger power base from which to solidify my iron-fisted rule.

  • http://www.myspace.com/dragonlews elkciN

    $10 says the rapture will be the most watched reality show in television history. Sorta like elimidate, but with Jesus.

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