Oh man, did you see that show on FOX last night! Oh man, that must have been the most rad and awesomecore show ever! I just can’t fathom how happy I am that I watched it! I can’t wait to own the DVD of it!
Wait, what? You mean I don’t have to wait for the season DVD to come out in another year – I can buy last night’s episodes on DVD today? Wow, I love Consumerist America!
24: Season Six Premiere – That’s right folks, the first four hours of the latest season of the Jack Baur Power Hour, aka 24 is already on DVD. Even though the episodes all aired within the past 48 hours, the antics of Crazy Kiefer are already at Wal-Mart, available for purchase to watch and re-watch over and over again!
Writer’s Note: Not entirely content just watching the first four episodes of this season’s 24? Then mix it up by playing the Totally Not Official 24 Drinking Game! It’s easy, choose one of your favorite beverages (milk, chocolate milk, etc.) and every time Kiefer’s dead-serious mug utters “Dammit!” or “We’re running out of time!,” take a swig! Transbuddha is not responsible for any damage to the liver which may or may not result from the Totally Not Official 24 Drinking Game.
And now for some other, lesser releases on you can find on the new release wall at your geographically convenient video rental shoppe:
Employee of the Month – I could jump on the Hating-Cook, Dane-Train, but why bother when Gridiron Gang – Xzibit and The Rock teaches kids in Juevie how to play the game of football, and just maybe the kids end up teaching him how to play the game of life? You can read The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning – A movie so bad, only Michael Bay could have produced it. Available in R-rated and Unrated editions.