Jessica Simpson – The Limo Conspiracy!

by Davion on January 23, 2007 · 0 comments

in Commercials,Uncategorized

Ok, so we’re stealing this from DHADM.  What’s a little petty theft among friends, right?  They mentioned something about a photo circulating the web, and some myth of Jessica falling over a rope.. and a secret conspiracy involving Jessica, the Pope, Xinhua Chinese news agency, and Jack Burton.. or something like that.  It’s complex.

Personally, I think this is footage of Ms. Simpson either:

A.  making a fast getaway from a movie premiere upon finding out it stars Nick Lachey (haha I just said “stars Nick Lachey”)

B.  making a fast getaway from this year’s Oscars upon receiving “untoward advances” from host Ellen DeGeneres (yes, I travelled into the future for this clip)

C.  getting over to my place as soon as possible upon finding out I’m single (Let me dream, damn you!)

D.  late for meeting with the Pope, Xinhua… eh, you get the idea.

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