by alphamonkey on January 5, 2007 · 8 comments
in Short Film,Uncategorized
Let this be a lesson to you all: Drugs make spiders do some , terrible terrible things.
At first I though it was a real documentary.
I still do.
it is real.
Crack spiders stole my Wii!
you poor thing. they stole my fiance and raped my car.
They added spoilers, and ground FX, didn’t they? Those fuckers.
I think you’re forgetting that these are Canadian crack spiders.
Maybe they’d hook it up to a horse, or something. Do they even have cars in Canada?
To any Canadians out there: I regret to say I know very little of your great country. Once you’re split into the 51st-60th states I’ll read up a bit, but as for now all I really know is that your chief exports are (in no particular order) moose(s?), beer, and comedians. I’d mention canadian bacon, but we all know it’s just ham. You can drop the ruse, you’re not fooling anyone.
I was having a rough day until I watched that. Certainly puts things in perspective…pass the q-tip?
My spider Is Big , Real, And Loves Me. Oh yea, Never ever call Her” Bitch “! I’ll introduce you If ya promise not to…..
Nikki P. S. She is Not in a Cage or up your pantleg. Yet . Have a great Day and be safe Y’all
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