You know, sometimes the Magic Eightball isn’t enough. Sometimes, you need the advice Captain Pike.
So you’ve bought yourself a massive spread of abandoned land in Portugal. Hey, what’s in that massive barn back in the trees? JACKPOT!
Take a look at this gallery of cutesy horror and ask yourself: What horrible series of life altering events leads to the creation of something like this?
Need a new kind of talk show? This Spartan Life is the one for you! Recorded in the shared world of Halo, guests talk tech and futurism while dodging sniper attacks from haxor noobs.
How about some Artic Monkeys mashed with the Buena Vista Social Club, and then set to the dancetastic visual love of Jaan Pehechaan Ho?
And finally, there’s nothing like watching gadget geeks get laid out by a heavy smack put down by a former Gizmodo editor.