Products of the Future, Today!

by alphamonkey on March 16, 2007 · 3 comments

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Sure your taser gun is sexy and fun, but it lacks the visceral appeal of a full-on punch to the face.  Thankfully, the $69.95 Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun by combing the peanut butter / chocolate tastes of a 900,000 volt taser and brass knuckles.  I’m so going to get one of these, but only to make Wii Boxing more exciting.

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  • Your Good Twin

    Finally I can realize my dream of throwing electric-powered punches, like some kind of anime fighter.

  • Alan

    Search/Destroy agent (Strontium Dog) Johnny Alpha from 2000AD has had a set of “Electroknux” for as long as I can remember, i.e. when the year 2000 seemed futuristic.

  • elkciN

    Reminds me of the Boondocks. Kids these days and their electric fists.

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