by alphamonkey on May 10, 2007 · 9 comments
This video has always fascinated me for it’s sheer awfulness. So of course, I’m forced to share it with you all.
My favorite part? Motorcycle guy with a FLAMETHROWER.
The mullet is dead – long live the mullet, and leotards for that matter.
I do believe the correct term would be unitard. And the mullet will never die, as long as there are keyboard players with receding hair lines.
hehe hehe Fiyahhhh Fiyahhhhh
I was motorcycle helmet drum number 6 from right
I especially enjoy the “little” person whose only purpose seems to be to stand there and look like a total badass.
It’s what I would do, were I a little person. Also, shin kicking would be my bread and butter, and I’d ride around on my trusty steed (probably a pit bull, or something), reigning over my minions with a tiny iron fist.
But that’s neither here no there, I suppose. Still, it would be awesome.
Also, I’d probably wear a cape. I don’t know why, it just seems like a good idea.
I think you should opt for a Mu-mu instead. Because then you’re a complete bad-ass who obviously is crazy as hell.
a Hello Kitty mu-mu would suit this purpose well.
1. Genetically alter myself
2. Buy mu-mu, become king of the little people
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