It’s Cinco de Mayo, folks, and America celebrates this holiday just as it does any other holiday associated with another nationality: By getting blind, stinking drunk and making asses out of themselves in restaurants run by the nationality in question.
Oddly enough, this makes it a fitting tribute to today’s other reason for celebrating: Tammy Wynette’s birthday!
In unrelated news, here’s a few things I’ve been thinking about today:
One hundred cool points for anyone who can identify what comic I took that panel from (and no ‘Spider-Man’ does not constitute an answer. Title and issue number, baby! Prove your nerdness!)