The Oracle of Starbucks

by alphamonkey on August 8, 2007 · 1 comment

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Anyone who has ever spent time on the other side of a bar knows that your drink order says a lot about you.  The same goes for coffee, according to the mysterious Oracle of Starbucks.  Enter in your normal drink order and have your personality revealed! 

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    “Personality type: Lame

    You’re a simple person with modest tastes and a reasonable lifestyle. In other words, you’re boring. Going to Starbucks makes you feel sophisticated; you’d like to be snooty and order an espresso but aren’t sure if you’re ready for that level of excitement. People laugh at you because you use fake curse words like “friggin’” and “oh, crumb!” Everyone who thinks America’s Funniest Home Videos is a great show drinks Water.”


    I don’t like coffee.

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