If, like me, you’re spending a lot of time wondering whether Super Smash Bros. Brawl will indeed fill the world with awesome (answer from Japan: Hell, YES), you might also be wondering how to pass the time until the March 9th release date.
Have no fear, because boredom just got drop-kicked in the face. Behold the wonder of Off-Road Velociraptor Safari. Yes, you read that correctly.
Read it again: Off-Road Velociraptor Safari. Finally, a game that answers the call of ‘Hey, where’s the insano race/destructo derby hunting game that speaks to me, the discerning speed-addled dinosaur with a penchant for violence?’.
While the in-browser player can lead to some buggy-ness (I don’t recommend having any other tabs open), the graphics and gameplay are top notch. Tear ass through a veldt custom designed for maximum mayhem as you blaze about in search of tasty velociraptor snacks. Power-ups, crazy ramps, and damage galore await you in handy five minute doses.