by alphamonkey on January 22, 2008 · 3 comments
… this is really a crappy day to be listening to the news. Ugh.
You loathe and despise the United states so much you should be cheering and bleating with triumph over the ongoing failure of the United States. After all, you’ve been doing it every fucking day over the goddamn war on terror. But then, you think it’s perfectly acceptable for people to fly jetliners into buildings full of innocent American citizens.
Crap. The jig’s up, folks. The bestest and most brightest troll on the internet has uncovered my shameful secret: I’m the zombie corpse of Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini.
You know… googling ‘Saint Nightwalker‘ and ‘WSLer‘ brings back some serious hate nuggets. I thought this one was particularly enlightening:
“Stewart is a scum Jewboy who is taking a huge stinking Jew shit on all of the other members of the WGA. I pray that he gets physically assaulted late one night on the streets of NYC and ends up paralyzed.”
Aren’t big Neil Gaiman super-fans supposed to be all mopey and/or whimsical?
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