Even Latverian tyrants need a little help on Monday, but thankfully Victor Von Doom is never at a loss for an inspirational affirmation of awesome. Cower in fear, inferior pawns, at the power of Doctor Doom’s Monday Affirmation.
â€œTHIS is the way it SHOULD be â€” the way it was MEANT to be! I should never even have CONSIDERED allying myself with the SUB-MARINER or other of his less illustrious ilk.
It is CONTROL which I relish â€” to be in TOTAL COMMAND of a situation â€” the PUPPETEER, pulling the strings of a HUMANOID â€” or of HUMANKIND itselfâ€¦
But always, ALWAYS it is DOOM who is in CHARGE!â€
-Dr. Doom, from Fantastic Four #157
Bust one of these out while contemplating life in the cube farm and watch your co-workers tremble with fear.