Dr. Doom's Monday Affirmation

by alphamonkey on March 24, 2008 · 1 comment

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Doctor Doom’s Monday AffirmationEven Latverian tyrants need a little help on Monday, but thankfully Victor Von Doom is never at a loss for an inspirational affirmation of awesome. Cower in fear, inferior pawns, at the power of Doctor Doom’s Monday Affirmation.

“THIS is the way it SHOULD be — the way it was MEANT to be! I should never even have CONSIDERED allying myself with the SUB-MARINER or other of his less illustrious ilk.

It is CONTROL which I relish — to be in TOTAL COMMAND of a situation — the PUPPETEER, pulling the strings of a HUMANOID — or of HUMANKIND itself…

But always, ALWAYS it is DOOM who is in CHARGE!”
-Dr. Doom, from Fantastic Four #157

Bust one of these out while contemplating life in the cube farm and watch your co-workers tremble with fear.

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  • http://www.razorfine.com RazorFine

    I like the one from a few weeks back –

    “I trust you ENJOYED that witticism — for it is the last you shall ever utter!”

    Nice find

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