Don't Cross the Beamz!

by alphamonkey on April 11, 2008 · 6 comments

in Commercials

Gizmodo rightfully lambasts this promo clip for the Beamz Laser Music System, the music creation system that looks poised to take its rightful place alongside the keytar as ‘fastest way to look not cool’.

Wow. Just…uh, wow. It’s like Guitar Hero for people with no innate sense of shame.

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  • Armageddon T. Thunderbird

    Har har! More Cowbell!

  • Megan

    UPDATE: The beamz is now $499.95 and can be purchased through the company’s site: You can download and purchase additional songs there as well.

  • .alphamonkey.

    That’s a bit like being excited about the fact that being cockpunched only cost 19.99 now.

  • Shedd

    I think it might be cheaper to get a keyboard and put it on demo.

  • .alphamonkey.

    Let’s get ready to Rhumbaaaaaaaaaa!

  • Dennis

    Just think, for $500, you too can look like a complete moron.

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