I remember when Mortal Kombat first hit the arcades… Man, the scores of kids going around ripping people’s spinal cords out, heart-stealing, and throwing tasseled spears into chests were just unstoppable, leaving North America a Children of the Korn* wasteland… Oh, wait..that never happened. Duh.
Anyway, I’m feeling the Kombat love today, so enjoy six straight minutes of Mortal Kombat Fatalities (only maybe 2% being ones I was able to pull off. Ever.)
*See what I did there? Yeah, it was lame.