I’m shamelessly aping this from my own tumblr feed:
FYI, summer lovers: Due to forecasted Obamamania, this summer will be the last huzzah for troglodyte Lotharios, as once in office Obamaâ€™s smooth moves will render a generation of men raised in the 8 year wilderness of Neo Iron John-ness as viable as a flan in a heated cupboard.
Therefore, I predict the above summer jam will be adopted as the McCain Campaign theme song post-haste in a blatant effort to show this country that John McCain is the candidate of men who donâ€™t cry during Cameron Crowe films.
Well, fuck you, John McCain! I even teared up during Elizabethtown!