by alphamonkey on November 17, 2008 · 9 comments

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Let’s start the day of right: With healthy, healthy exercise! QWOP puts you in charge of a tiny nation’s Olympic dreams, but sadly those dreams might outreach the budget. Using the QW and OP keys, train your runners to be the very best!




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  • BAD

    Ugh, 5 meters…..

    I thought I already knew how to run….

  • Just Plain Bob


    i keep going backwards.

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    My best so far is, and I kid thee not, 10 metres.

  • Nickle


    I am the QWOP master.

  • Just Plain Bob

    you can cheat it and just shimmy your way, but it’s slow and painful… and you need to reach 100 to win.

    the trick to actually doing it right seems to be linking inside-outside buttons. W+O, Q+P, W+O, Q+P, repeat.

  • zagudabuda

    this game feels like a bad dream… jello man who’s just had a stroke forced to run in the olympics. AAAAGHGHGHHGH its torture!!

  • lindsay

    hahaha. i got 32.6 meters… wow… it’s like the special olympics… but on the computer. lol.

  • Jared

    I did infact beat it, its hard to find out how

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com/2008/11/qwop/ dave

    lol i only got 29 by shufling along then got ambitious and fell over

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