Part of me would like nothing more than to spend oodles and oodles print space mocking the Twilight film, most mostly I can’t be bothered. Especially when Rod Hilton has already done such a bang-up job with If ‘Twilight’ Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest.
KRISTEN STEWART :Wow. I guess this is what it looks like when the unpopular fat girl’s pathetic daydreams get written down and published into a bestselling book. Aren’t well-written characters supposed to have flaws?
ANNA KENDRICK :Flaws? Oh, well, um, I suppose you could argue that you’re a little TOO perfect and amazing. But I don’t think so. Let’s make out.
Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.