TrustTheDust sent along this absolute gem of a self-produced music video: “Shine on Me” from Chris Dane Owens, who I can only assume is some kind of hybrid love child between Jim Steinman and the Nelson twins minus, you know, any discernible talent. Or balls. Or rocking.
I’m forced to wonder if costuming this swords & sorcery themed epic was all that tough, or whether he just busted out the stuff he was going to wear at next weekend’s LARP fest. Let this be a lesson, folks: Dragons are NOT an automatic awesome, no matter how hard you try.
I’m pretty sure watching this video is an automatic -15 charisma.