Kids, don't D&D and rock…

by alphamonkey on January 6, 2009 · 6 comments

in Music Videos,Uncategorized

TrustTheDust sent along this absolute gem of a self-produced music video: “Shine on Me” from Chris Dane Owens, who I can only assume is some kind of hybrid love child between Jim Steinman and the Nelson twins minus, you know, any discernible talent. Or balls. Or rocking.

I’m forced to wonder if costuming this swords & sorcery themed epic was all that tough, or whether he just busted out the stuff he was going to wear at next weekend’s LARP fest. Let this be a lesson, folks: Dragons are NOT an automatic awesome, no matter how hard you try.

I’m pretty sure watching this video is an automatic -15 charisma.

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  • Chris

    I was willing to take the charisma hit in order to see what this was about.
    However, you failed to mention this was an AoE effect. My wife just fell down the stairs and my kid now has the same IQ as my dog.

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    Saving throw, man! SAVING THROW!

  • http://www.transbuddha.com Mr. Sparkle

    The only thing that could have made that video any better is if it starred Kevin Sorbo.

  • http://www.transbuddha.com Cap’n Carrot

    Well that and a Casio keyboard which has the power to save all of creation.

  • BAD

    “I was willing to take the charisma hit in order to see what this was about.
    However, you failed to mention this was an AoE effect. My wife just fell down the stairs and my kid now has the same IQ as my dog.”

    Unholy! Unholy! He speaks in tongues!! Burn the devil out of him!!

  • RalphStone

    I beg to differ!

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