by alphamonkey on February 12, 2009 · 15 comments
Now what would you say if you came across this marquee? C’mon folks, it’s time for Caption This!
Here’s my take:
“Another Sequel? Me thinks this one will both SUCK and BLOW”
“Death, surely you are my only friend in this darkest, final hour.”
“That Twilight spin off has really gone down hill…”
“I heard they ripped this one off for the screen play to Benjamin Button.”
“Do I smell summer blockbuster?!”
“Oh thank god! Indiana Jones four is finally out of the theaters!”
“Anemic blood drooling inpatients III was much cooler.”
“Awww…. Another remake?”
“I’d like to buy a vowel, Pat.”
“I hope no one is writing goofy one liners to fill this word bubble.”
“Oh my God! My penis fell off!!”
OK I am off to enjoy my fever. 😉
“I hear in this one the Olsen Twins finally get naked!”
… AND THIS TIME IT’S PURGE-ONAL!
“Pfft… I bet it’s nowhere near as good as the original Japanese Bulimic Vampire Ninjas III.”
Ending the prequel trilogy with a blast.
“THIS was Sir Alec Guinness’ last film?”
“I hope this one has more bile then the last one.”
“I hear this one is digitally re-remastered!”
“The indie films are always the best.”
“Yeah, billy, when I saw this movie it was a 2-hour orgasm in my eyes — AND my new pants!”
oh, and I forgot…
“The PERFECT Valentine’s day film!”
“I only come to this theater cause the seats don’t hurt my hemorrhoids.”
“My eyes!!! They are a bleeding!!!”
“Hey! You got ninjas in my vampires! You got vampires in my ninjas!! Now look their all bulimic and stuff too……”
“wheeeeeelp. looks like it’s suicide again for me.”
If this doesn’t kill Grandma nothing will.
“That’s it! Jesus is coming!”
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