Remember how fifteen years ago, Disney announced that they were going to make a movie based around the character of Goofy, and everyone was like “Get David Lynch on this shit NOW!”? Okay, I don’t either. But had I possessed anything above a 1st grade education, surely I would have thought of the Eraserhead director everytime I saw that beloved, vaguely Dog-resembling anthropomorph. Or, um, not.
But I digress. Now, with thanks to our good friend Internet, we can see how this modern classic would have been even classic-er-er with Lynch behind the camera, er, drawing board.