Your Next Favorite Movie, Prince of Persia

by mr sparkle on March 9, 2009 · 9 comments

in Film,In the News

0309persia2Pics from the new Jerry Bruckheimer Disney tent-pole, Prince of Persia: Sands of Time are up on the internets, and boy am I giddy like 7-year-old girl at a Hannah Montana concert amped off of a six-pack of Red Bull. You can check out another photo by pulling a clickie right here.

Just look at the sheer wonderitude on display in this pic. The gargantuan amount of contemplation and drama in Jake Gyllenhaal’s face must have enough material to fill an entire trilogy of movies (which I’m sure Disney isn’t planning, right now)! It’s times like these that I wish I were dead, because I think – nay, know – that this movie must be playing at all times in Heaven, right next that Uwe Boll retrospective film series and the all-you-can-eat buffet of nails and sawdust.

Prince of Persia: Sands of Time isn’t coming out until May 28th of next year, which means you have plenty of time to try to locate all the footage filmed for the movie and set fire to it.

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  • MavMurdoc

    Haha… I thought you were serious there for a moment. I must say that the Uwe Boll comment gave you away, but nails and sawdust does sound quite appetizing! *stomach rumbles*

  • .alphamonkey.

    And thus begins Jake’s slow decline into Nicolas Cage territory. *Sigh*, and he seemed like such a promising fellow…

  • MavMurdoc

    Hmm…. here is an interesting question: Do you think it will be better than the Wing Commander movie? Haha!

  • BAD

    Yeah but Jake is pumped babee!!! Lookit those abs!!!

    BAD runs to the bathroom to slash his wrists.

  • Nickle

    It won’t be as good as Twilight, but then again what could?

    Let’s discuss our favorite parts of Twilight.

    My favorite is the vampires.

  • BAD

    Sparkles for me….

  • Mr. Sparkle

    My favorite part of Twilight was the part where I didn’t see it.

  • Cap’n Carrot


  • Nickle

    You guys are missing out on probably the greatest literary and cinematic experiences of all time.

    I’m going to marry the lead vampire one day.

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