Pics from the new Jerry Bruckheimer Disney tent-pole, Prince of Persia: Sands of Time are up on the internets, and boy am I giddy like 7-year-old girl at a Hannah Montana concert amped off of a six-pack of Red Bull. You can check out another photo by pulling a clickie right here.
Just look at the sheer wonderitude on display in this pic. The gargantuan amount of contemplation and drama in Jake Gyllenhaal’s face must have enough material to fill an entire trilogy of movies (which I’m sure Disney isn’t planning, right now)! It’s times like these that I wish I were dead, because I think – nay, know – that this movie must be playing at all times in Heaven, right next that Uwe Boll retrospective film series and the all-you-can-eat buffet of nails and sawdust.
Prince of Persia: Sands of Time isn’t coming out until May 28th of next year, which means you have plenty of time to try to locate all the footage filmed for the movie and set fire to it.