Keep Music Happy, Not Gay

by alphamonkey on May 27, 2009 · 1 comment

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Since the California Supreme Court has now decided that the citizenry does indeed have the right to codify bigotry and dumbassery, protect marriage from people who love one another, make instant second class citizens, protect America via the state constitution, I believe our next legislative choice is clear. We must protect more of our sacred institutions from all threats posed by homosinuality, and The Post-Game Show has our next target of opportunity. Allow me to present to you “The Movement to Protect Singing“.

When, oh when will our precious music be free from the dreaded homosexual cabal?

Way to go, California. You’re now less progressive than Iowa. Does this mean we’ll start having to refer to it as the Not-Quite-as-Left-as-the-East-Coast?

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    “If we do not act now, teachers will soon be forced to teach children the lyrics to gay-themed songs such as ‘In The Navy’ and ‘Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond of Each Other’.”

    The horror!

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