You know you’re in trouble when your product sounds like something advertised on Saturday Night Live. The GoGirl is “a female urination device (sometimes called a FUD) that allows you to urinate while standing up. Itâ€™s neat. Itâ€™s discreet. Itâ€™s hygienic. GoGirl is easy to use. Just lower your panties, and put GoGirl against your body, forming a seal. Aim and, well, pee.”
And then you put your pee funnel back in your purse and go back to the table where your date spends the rest of the evening wondering what smells faintly of urine and restroom soap. This, um, amazing product can be yours for the low, low price of $5.99 (plus shipping & handling, and the loss of your remaining dignity). And if you want to advertise your shame you can market your use of the product on a t-shirt, hat, or a pair of panties. After all, who wouldn’t want to celebrate the fact they keep a vagina-sized pee-cup in their purse?