I’m in a pickle. See, I promised the good Cap’n that I would review Year One. The problem is, this movie is so lame, I feel like dwelling on the subject is going to cause irreparable damage to my thinker.
It’s not the worst movie ever – it’s just non-sucky enough to keep from being entertaininly bad. But as far as I’m concerned, the comedy is a total waste of time (and this is coming from a dude who really enjoyed Land of the Lost.) Besides, it’s not like there’s really anything worth saying about this stupid, failure of a flick anyway.
BUT THE POINT IS, I made Carrot a promise, and I’m not a man who breaks his word. So here it is: my incredibly short review of Year One:
Do you like –
– dick jokes?
– testicle jokes?
– pubic hair jokes?
– pee jokes?
– poop jokes?
– vaguely homophobic jokes?
And most importantly, do you like –
– jokes that don’t make you laugh?
If you answered yes to all of the above, Year One might be for you. For everyone else, go check out Land of the Lost! Wait.