Revenge of the Fallen (in a nutshell)

by Cap'n Carrot on July 1, 2009 · 2 comments

in Film

megan-fox-transformersNow I hated me some Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (you can read my review here). For the sake of time, and not wanting to give away major plot points, I neglected to get into too much detail on the actually plot of the movie. Those of you who are interested in a hilarious blow-by-blow rundown of the film should definitely check out Topless Robot’s take.

I will give you one word of caution as this little rant has more than it’s share of spoilers. However, if you have seen it, or a just looking for yet another reason not to, then this examination from everything of specific scenes and plot points to the reason behind the entirety of Megan Fox’s career and celebrity is a must read:

“She looks like a porn star and has the same acting talent as one, yet for some reason she makes mainstream movies. This tonal disconnect is what’s so appealing about her.”

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  • .alphamonkey.

    Let me just say that, as one of the people who refuse to fork over $10 for the pleasure of letting Michael Bay shit directly into my eyes, The Transformers 2 FAQ might be the world’s greatest reference document of all time. The next asshole that tells you “But stuff blows up, and robots are in it! Go see it!” should immediately be pointed to the link in the post above.

  • Nikolaidas

    My line from the film (that summarizes the film) would Jetfire’s:

    “I’m getting too old for this crap”.

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