Because sometimes you hear a pretty song and think “You know what would make this sound good? Cookie Monster vomiting up a psychotic episode all over it”. And sometimes, just sometimes, someone hears you say that out loud and punches you right in the junk for even thinking it. Sadly, that didn’t happen this time around.
And to our good friend Dustin, who passed this along to Cap’n and I: #$!@ you. #$!@ you so much.