Adamantium claws or mutant healing?

by alphamonkey on August 18, 2009 · 3 comments

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If, for the price of everything you own, you were offered either Wolverine’s healing ability or his Adamantium claws, which would you choose? Think over the consequences before you answer, at least more than these two guys did. They chose poorly. Credit goes to WhitePhoenix for the find.

Wolverine’s Claws Suck

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  • jimh

    It’s funny, but also totally wrong, right? My understanding is that Wolverine’s mutant power is his healing ability, which enabled the replacement of his skeleton with Adamantium through hundreds of surgeries, and the addition of claws. He wasn’t born with claws, they were an addition made possible by the healing. Right?

    I know, I can suck the fun out of anything, really. It’s like a hobby of mine.

  • .alphamonkey.

    Sorry, but ole James aka Logan was indeed born with bone claws. All Weapon X did was capitalize on what was there by coating them with adamantium.

    Fun fact: It’s Wolverine’s regenerative abilities that allow for his body to cope with impenetrable adamantium covering his bones, so when he loses that power, he can’t generate white blood cells!

  • jimh

    Okay, got it, I ha bisky now!

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