File this one under WTF? Okay, teh ‘monkey and I are both relatively sure this is a put-on (and too ridiculous to take seriously), but we’re going to share it with you anyway. Meet the folks at Love Gods Way who want to protect you from the evils of gay music:
“There are multiple levels of Gay Music. Some bands are what we like to call Gateway Bands. They lure children in with Pop Grooves and Salacious Melodies leaving them wanting more. Theyâ€™ll move on to more dangerous bands and the next thing you know youâ€™ve got a homosexual for a child.”
The group’s members include reformed homosexual Donnie Davis whose personal mission is to turn homosexuals into “normal people.”
We’re hoping this is an over-elaborate joke, because if it’s not we’re going to have to set the hounds loose on these folks pretty damn soon.