Conan O’Brien might be going away, but he’s not doing it quietly. Last night the late night host unveiled his new philosophy “we can do whatever we want, and they have to pay for it. So for the rest of the week we’re going to introduce new comedy bits that aren’t so much funny as crazy expensive.” The first bit: a Bugatti Veyron mouse introduced to the Rolling Stones hit â€œSatisfaction.â€ The cost? $1.5 Million. The look on NBC’s execs faces when learning of this? Priceless. Nicely played sir.