by ShadowStalker on March 9, 2010 · 1 comment
in General Tomfoolery
Just get back to your box by midnight or else you’ll turn into a can of beans.
That’s a pretty swank joint. Though you can skip the line if you slip the doorman a Slim Jim and two cans of Sterno.
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