by Cap'n Carrot on April 15, 2010 · 3 comments
in General Tomfoolery,Nerdgasms
Now you can wipe your ass with Peter Parker’s face!
C’mon, you know you want some comic book toilet paper!
“Now you can wipe your ass with Peter Parker’s face!”
Just like Joe Quesada does with Peter Parker’s entire freakin’ personal history!
This item sucks! Sure, you break open a new pack, sit down, and then roll out some sweet comic story and then wipe. Guess what happens after that?! Someone else dropped a deuce and ripped off the next chapter! So how many chapters are gone by the time you sit back down to read more? Worse yet, you’ll be so hooked into the storyline you have to self induce diarrhea towards the end of the roll to make sure and get the ending. But you know what happens then?! Everyone who read anything from the roll will be doing the same! Who can start reading a story and not get to the ending? From there, I leave it to everyone’s imagination…Great gift idea for lonely bachelors though.
How do we order this? Do you have a contact?
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