by alphamonkey on April 5, 2010 · 7 comments
in General Tomfoolery,In the News
Here’s where I would make some snarky comment, but honestly I can’t think of anything to do justice to Kentucky Fried Chicken’s latest invention – the Double Down.
oh dear lord
Jack in the Box used to have a radio ad for a burger like the BK Stacker that had no veggies, just meat and cheese. One guy asked the other why there was a bun, because “the bun is neither meat nor cheese.” It looks like KFC just broke the meat and cheese sandwich barrier. Coronary specialists everywhere are wiping a single tear of joy from their eye and clearing their appointment books.
Oh, and KFC is no longer an acronym. They wanted to drop the word Fried because they’re focusing on healthier food. Obviously.
Well to be fair, this new sandwich (with no bread) could be considered “carb-friendly.”
It’s also heart attack friendly
Same era as their boy band ads, the Meaty Cheesy Boys. “When I say meat, you say cheese. Meat.”
But it looks AWESOME!
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of your HEART SCREAMING.
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
I would have eaten so many of these in high school…
I think Coronel Sanders was actually a cardiologist, and with this “sandwich” his master plan comes to fruition.
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