The Sam Elliott Trustworthiness Scale

by ShadowStalker on April 22, 2010 · 2 comments

in General Tomfoolery

According to this, I’m the most trustworthy person you know, rating a full 10 Elliotts on the scale. See, I just made that number up and you totally bought it.

There are 3 Jack Sparrows to 1 Sam Elliott, and 5 Elliotts to 2 Tony Starks.

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  • Cap’n Carrot

    Well, this certainly put the handlebar in better company than the snide villains twirling the edges.

    • ShadowStalker

      The handlebar is the perfect moustache for the villain with a day job. Brush it down and you’re a straight shooting, wise old cowboy. Put in some wax and curl it, and you’re off to collect exorbitant rent from young widowed mothers. It’s like a mullet for villains.

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