Meet Green Lan…WTF?!

by Cap'n Carrot on July 15, 2010 · 13 comments

in Comics!,Film,General Tomfoolery,News

And I l thought the Bat-nipples were bad. How do you take one of the coolest super-hero costumes of all-time and turn it into this? Yes, this is what Ryan Reynolds CGI costume will look like in 2011’s Green Lantern. Feel free to weep (I know I did):

Am I the only one who thinks this looks like some drunk Kyle Rayner pre-teen fanboy designed this purposefully to tank a Hal Jordan movie? (Are we sure Ron Marz didn’t design this?) I don’t want to overreact, but someone needs to die. Seriously, WTF?

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  • CoosCoos

    Sorry . . . I kinda like it.

  • G.L.

    No way! He’s better as DP. Hal Jordan should be Mel Gibson. He’s already nuts so the part of the movie when Hal goes insane won’t be a problem. It’d be great!

    • Cap’n Carrot

      We try not to talk about that part of GL history.

      • alphamonkey


        • G.L.

          PARALAX!!! They can call it “The passion of the Lantern” in 3D!!

          • alphamonkey

            I hope they get Rob Schnieder to play Ollie in that version.

          • G.L.

            Screw this whole mess I should play the lantern. Hell my initials are already the same.

  • BAD

    They have to do something to make fans hate it, otherwise it may make money. Isn’t obvious by now that Hollywood will spend enormous amounts of money just to make comic book and video game fans angry? I think it’s some kind of sick fetish with producers or something.

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