New from Mother Nature!

by alphamonkey on July 12, 2010 · 0 comments

in General Tomfoolery

Hover Shark!
Love Shark Week? You’re gonna go absolutely apeshit over Hover Shark©! Ma Nature’s taken her most efficient killing machine and kicked it up a notch! Why settle for being afraid to go back in the water? Now be afraid to get anywhere *near* the water!

Hover Shark©, from Mother Nature, the nature that cares enough to kill you with absolutely everything she makes!

And coming next summer: Hover Shark 2.0! Lasers? Hell, no! That one will be packing TIME TRAVEL!!!

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