How Shadow spent his weekend

by Cap'n Carrot on March 7, 2011 · 2 comments

in General Tomfoolery,Miscellany

We’ve tried to tell him not to ride his bike around Kansas City gruffly shouting “I’m Batman” between swigs of Zima (which he gets shipped in special from Japan), and asking anyone who pays him attention if they want to ride his “Bat-pole,” but that’s just what he calls Saturday. Sunday is usual spent in the drunk tank waiting for one of us, who he will only refer to as Alfred, to bail him out.

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    Wait . . . you can still get Zima in Japan? Wha?????

    • Cap’n Carrot

      What can’t you get in Japan? It’s the land of massive tv screens, girls panties in vending machines, and tentacle rape. What’s a little Zima to them?

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