The first trailer for G.I. JOE: Retaliation has hit the Internet and I’ve got to say, despite a cool looking sequence between Snake Eyes (Ray Park) and Cobra ninjas on the side of the mountain, it doesn’t look much better than the supremely awful 2009 movie. In the new film the JOEs become renegades when Zartan (Arnold Vosloo), under the guise of the President of the United States (Jonathan Pryce) disbands the team and makes them public enemy number one. Channing Tatum, Dwayne Johnson, Adrianne Palicki, Ray Stevenson, Bruce Willis, and D.J. Cotrona also star, but Christopher Eccleston, Sienna Miller, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Karolina Kurkova, and (surprisingly, as she was one of the first film’s only bright spots) Rachel Nichols won’t be returning. G.I. JOE: Retaliation opens in theaters on July 29th.