by Cap'n Carrot on April 19, 2012 · 3 comments
Marvel Moving Company. Where superheroes come, and your furniture goes. “My Spidey-Sense says the savings are HUGE!”
“We don’t want you, Spider-man! Myeh, myeh, myeh! We think Hawkeye will be a better team player! Blah, blah. blah! Hawkeye?! Are you KIDDING me?! Black Widow?!! We’ll, I’m makin’ my OWN Avengers movie and you’ll be really, really sad cause it’ll be AWESOME. Oh, and I’m takin’ this chair…AND YOU CAN”T STOP ME, ’cause I’m SPIDER-MAN!
“You know what? Fuck this employee evaluation. Fuck this company, and double-fuck this piece of shit thrift store wingback. I’m SPIDER-MAN, MOTHERFUCKER! Evaluate this chair through your face!”
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