So it turns out Keira Knightley (who I like to think of as the future Mrs. Carrot) is getting married to James Righton, the keyboard player the rock group Klaxons. This pretty much sums up my response to the news. Thanks to lintly for the heads up (and for ruining my holiday weekend).
Keira Knightley to wed some guy who’s not me
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