Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

by mr sparkle on June 22, 2012 · 0 comments

in Film

Honest Abe, a man
who fought half of his country
to save half his men.

Now fights vampires,
it seems – and it’s not even
silly Troma flick.

But who is to say
Such flowing stupidity
cannot enchant us?

And yet, alas, no.
Willing to play with genre
makes not a movie.

Big, silly action –
Abraham hopping horses
to kill a cyclops.

Funny in concept,
yet dull in execution.
Weak in direction.

We lost fun, so much
Could have been a real hoot
Instead? It’s boring.

Why write in Haiku?
The film is more gimmicky,
so why the hell not.

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