Joe Locke

Arrrgh.  Become the scurvy scourge of your favourite park’s duck pond with this Remote Control Pirate Ship from Hammacher Schlemmer & CO.  Complete with sails that hoist, a retractable plank, 12 cannons and a remote control that lets you maneuver this fine vessel from 500’ you can be the Jack Sparrow o’ the pond for only $329.95.

alphamonkey sez:Sadly, the makers of this little wonder didn’t see fit to include little cherry bomb cannons. That’d teach those ducks a lesson or three.

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