I know using Sesame Street to teach a lesson to Republicans is like trying to use Turkish to order in a Mexican restaurant, but here’s a lesson the rest of us (who weren’t raised to want to murder Big Bird in his sleep) learned as children. One of these is a compromise. One of these is not. Your lesson today was brought to you by the letters O, B, A, M, C, R, E, and the support of viewers like you.
With President Barack Obama reelected and back in office for another four years, The Onion takes a look at the early front runner for the Republican nominee for the Presidential race of 2016: a Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage.
Well, it certainly has more charisma an innate humanity than either Mitt Romney or Paul Ryan.
Make sure you double-check your ballot as some machines seem to be programmed to cast a vote for Mitt Romney no matter who you vote for. I’m not saying Republicans are trying to rig the election, but unless the machines have become sentient and are hoping force into office the first robotic President of the United States, Mitt Romney, then something is amiss.
Following Mitt Romney’s recent remarks about pulling funding for PBS, the Obama campaign put out this commercial that’s so good it’s almost impossible to believe it didn’t come from The Onion. Well done.