I can’t decide whether this is the self-appointed Tea Party Caucus leader’s admission that her entire crusade is out of its mind, the fact that the notoriously zombie-eyed Representative is in fact an evil undead horror, or just a continuing chapter in the dumbification of American politics.
Ambulances north of the border have been warned by Canadian police not to speed “even when responding with lights and siren” to a medical emergency. There are also reports of ambulance drivers in Edmonton, Alberta, being ticketed for running red lights while attempting to save someone’s life (the fools!).
The document issued by the notary public declares Duran to be the “owner of the Sun, a star of spectral type G2, located in the centre of the solar system, located at an average distance from Earth of about 149,600,000 kilometres”.