When Julia Kukiewicz wrote me from the U.K. to say she wanted to do a Top 10 of Movie Bitches, I was a little bit worried.

Turns out I had nothing to worry about. In fact her Top 10 Modern Teen Bitches list is a worthy companion to the Top 10 Villains You Love to Hate list from three years ago, only with less testosterone and more spunk. As Julia wrote,”She’s both sexily assured and absolutely forbidden fruit; smart enough to get her way and dumb enough to pull a “Fatal Attraction”-lite stunt at any moment.” Well put.

Enjoy Julia’s list of Top 10 Modern Teen Bitches!

[via Savage Chickens]

Behold the wonder that is the banana waffle roll!

Dear Japanese Banana Waffle, I....I love you....

Oh man… While I love me some Cap’n Crunch French Toast, I think this little bad-boy breakfast mashup might actually take the top slot if I ever get my hands on one.

Confused about religion? Maybe this educational film can help.

The World of Religion

Seeing the Retroist’s recent post of ShowBiz Pizza Party Planner Training Video brought this Mr. Show skit to mind, and we just couldn’t resist sharing it with you.

Mr. Show – Marilyn Monster

A hitman in Italy finds his last job complicated by both his unexpected feelings for a local woman (Violante Placido) and a host of other killers hunting him down. Oh, and did I mention it stars George Clooney? The American, an adaptation of Martin Booth’s novel A Very Private Gentleman, should hit theaters this fall.

The American trailer

I’ve been seeing images for Batman: A XXX Porn Parody around Tumblr for a few days now (you can find more about the project here), and now Vivid has put out a trailer for their upcoming adult version of the classic 60′s TV-show. Don’t worry, it’s safe for work. I’ve got to give them some props with the level of detail put into recreating the look and style of the show.

Batman: A XXX Porn Parody

The Cap’n got mad when we made fun of his Condorman shirt and decided to pour maple syrup on our Categories server. So bear with us as we try de-syrup-ify our categories/tags.

Music by Nada Surf! (Blankest Year)

Ned Hardy‘s got a nice collection of propaganda posters Star Wars fans should enjoy. Here’s my favorite:

Check out all 9 SW Propaganda Posters.

Green Lantern #50 - Hit-and-Miss. The return of Parallax. Well, I never said Hal Jordan was the smartest guy in the room. Brave, yes, but he has made more than his share of questionable decisions over the years. His latest – to beome Parallax again to take down the Blackest Night Spectre. Yeah, this should end well. I understand the Corps themselves is in for quite a few changes after Blackest Night ends. I’m not sure how I feel about this turn for the character (though I’m guessing it will be short-lived) so I’ll hold off judgment at least until the end of this story arc. [DC $3.99]

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