carbonite

Too much of this parody is taken up with the Home Carbonite Kit, which is sadly the weakest joke, but some of the other short infomercials are fun.

Star Wars Informercials! (parody)

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Created by Travis Stevens, ladies and gentlemen I offer you the awesome of a guitar made out of Han Solo in Carbonite.

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Think Geek is currently selling a Star Wars Han Solo Carbonite Chocolate Bar. So for those of you who have ever wondered what carbonite tastes like (linty) or have ever wanted Harrison Ford to melt in your mouth (alphamonkey) this one’s for you!

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Over two-feet and weighing 12lbs. this limited edition minature Han Solo in Carbonite (which lights up!) from Sideshow Collectibles can be yours for the low, low price of $300. Carbonite Han can be removed from the base and mounted separately while still allowing allowing light-up functionality via battery or plug-in.

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Have you ever wanted a miniature version of yourself encased in Carbonite? Wait, why am I even asking? Of course you have! Well, now you can have your very own (based on you or anyone you choose) for $50. If any kind soul out there feels like sending a Captain Carrot one my way…

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