I don’t know what you guys are doing reading all those phoney top ten lists over there, what with their overpraise of films in which women shit in bathroom sinks.

A shame, that – after all, this, mine, is the authoritative tome that Scholars will look back on and shower with statuses of validity upon as the definitive list. “Yeah, you know what, The Artist wasn’t a lot more than a nice movie, Sparkle was totally right,” they’ll say a thousand years from now. And I shall smile down on them from Future Heaven, which is just like regular Heaven but with astronaut food, hover boards, and a hilarious robot that is actually pretty good at Stand-Up.

Anyway, here are the ten best motion pictures of the year:

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This clip for James Gunn’s Super premiered last night at the Spike TV Scream Awards. In the film Rainn Wilson stars as an ordinary guy turned vigilante who really, really doesn’t like it when people cut in front of him in line. Ellen Page, Liv Tyler, Kevin Bacon, Nathan Fillion, Gregg Henry, and Michael Rooker also star. Take a look but be prepared it’s a tad bit NSFW.



This just made me laugh, and knowing alphamonkey’s Death Star sized man crush on Hugh Jackman I thought I’d share.

Lipton Ice Tea with Hugh Jackman, Full Version

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Steven Seagal’s career took a turn for the worse back in 2001 when, while filming Exit Wounds, he realized his career was on the fast track to straight-to-video hell. It was during these dark days that the star started skulking around the set between takes, replacing the blanks with live ammunition, and, well, see for yourself…

Steven Seagal Laying the Hammer Down


What if video game characters escaped into the real world and started taking over? Maybe something like this…


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Words won’t do this justice. Watch.

bundy pon de floor



If he forbids you from doing something, there’s probably a good reason. Nice little mashup of Superman disregarding his father’s wishes at the end of Richard Donner’s Superman. In this version Superman’s forcing the Earth to spin backwards has some unexpected results.

Superman Goes the Wrong Way


Hamsters is soooo crazy! “Edward The Hamster” was an animated short created by Miriam Elia and Taylor McKenzie for BBC’s A Series of Psychotic Episodes. It’s lasting effect, at least for me, is to strengthen my resolve never to own one.

Taylor McKenzie : Edward The Hamster. BBC Radio4


gary buseyGary Busey is more than a man, more than a mere actor—he’s a gale force wind that sweeps everything in his path up in his own insanity. The 10 films selected by frequent Scene-Stealers contributor Warren J. Cantrell may not be classics in the realm of cinematic greatness, but each possesses its own loopy charm brought on in no small part by the addition of one Gary Busey to the cast.

If you’d like to contribute your own Top 10, email me at For now, however, it may impossible not to be swept up by Warren’s rambling and right-on list of Top 10 Gary Busey Performances. Enjoy!